[MOUSE SQUEAKS]
[PENGUINS CHIRP]
[ALL CHEERING]
[SCREECHES]
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog and Finn the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
You're totally slow, dude.
Speed up them gams.
[PANTING] I'm not used to running on all fours! Aah!
Ready to admit it's harder than it looks?
I'll never admit anything to you.
Hey! Where'd you go?
[LAUGHS]
Whoa! Ugh!
Okay, I admit, it's -- it's harder than I thought.
[BOTH LAUGH]
Actually, you did pretty good.
Hey, check it out. - Whoa!
Looks like a giant dead turtle.
I think it's some kind of city of...
Thieves!
It's the city of thieves!
Be warned, boy!
All who enter the city are
destined to become thieves themselves.
[LAUGHS]
Even you!
I wouldn't become a thief, lady!
I'm a pretty good guy.
Yeah, get your glasses on, grandma.
This kid is pure.
In fact, he's about to help that little crying kid.
- Oh, whoa! - Be warned!
Enough, lady!
Hey, little girl, are you okay?
Please, don't steal anything from me!
Whoa! We wouldn't do that.
We're heroes.
We wanna turn your frown all the way around.
Aah! [CRYING]
- Jake! - I'll face the other way...
but I'm gonna keep doing this.
So, what's wrong?
Oh, it was terrible.
I was trying to sell my flowers out here in the desert
when these two thieves came and stole my whole basket,
then ran into the city.
- The city? - Of thieves!
Oh, boy.
Heed my warning, boy!
Enter the city, and you'll come out a thief!
Never! I'll get this girl's flowers back.
My name's Penny.
I'll get Penny's flowers back
and come out of that city as pure as the driven snow.
Let's go, Jake!
Yeah! We're gonna purify that city!
[THIEVES LAUGHING]
[PANTING]
- Cool! - Crud.
My ring!
[BOTH GASP] Stop, thief!
- Rrr! - Aah!
Stop!
My ruby!
Stop, baby! Don't steal!
[CRYING]
Don't steal, Mr. Turtle.
Finn, it's hopeless to try stopping a thief here.
Everyone steals from each other.
It's ri-doo-doo-diculous!
Penny! Never say that!
"Ri-doo-doo-diculous"?
No, the whole thing you said -- about hopelessness.
'Cause I'm gonna get your basket back from whoever took it,
and then I'm going to beat my purity into them!
And then I'm gonna beat your purity out of them
and then beat a sandwich into them.
[GRUNTING]
And then beat them to the punch!
And then punch them! - We can beat these thieves
while we search for Penny's flower basket.
Okay! Yah!
Hey, "Turd-le." I'm gonna kick your butt!
Also, have you seen this little girl's flower basket?
You're going down, Turtle!
Whoa.
L want jets.
Yah!
Come back, crossbow guy!
Ha ha!
My crossbow!
Hey! My basket! That's my basket!
Don't worry, Penny.
We'll get it right after I deal with this guy.
Stealing's wrong, doofus!
[CHUCKLES] This is fun, Finn!
Whoo!
[LAUGHING]
- Poodaw! - My bro!
My body!
I'm gonna steal your flower basket, wizard!
Pancake, pancake, pancake.
Meow!
[LAUGHS STUPIDLY]
- Whoa, brother! - Yah!
My glasses.
[LAUGHS]
My jammies!
My glasses!
Ow! - There it goes!
[GIGGLES]
I will smite thee, goblin thief!
You stole that basket from me.
No, I didn't.
Hey! Gimme that!
I stole it first!
I'll use my sword on you.
Hey!
You, there!
It's time to step inside the purification chamber, son.
Hey!
[LINE SQUEAKING]
Huh?
[PANTING]
How are we supposed to get that basket back
if it keeps being stolen?! Ugh!
Hey! We can steal a new one from that guy.
He's got lots of flower baskets... and boots.
I'd like to steal me one of them pairs of boots, especially.
No, Jake. We can't steal.
We have to stay pure.
O-kay.
I have an idea.
My mom used to tell me that there's a king of thieves
who lives in the center of the city,
and everything that gets stolen from little girls
ends up at his tower.
Maybe we'd find my basket in his treasure chest.
That's a great idea, Penny.
There's one thing, though.
The tower that he lives in is surrounded by a magical barrier
which magically keeps thieves out.
Have you forgotten? We three ain't thieves.
We're pure! Right, Jake?
Jake?
Just gotta steal these boots.
- Jake! - Huh?
- Hey, go away! - What are you doing, man?
It's the city! It's getting to me!
Help me, Finn! - I'm here for you, buddy.
Thank you, Finn. Thank you.
Rah!
No!
I won't let you become a thief!
Uh, what are these?
Bells.
That way, I'll hear if you try to steal again.
Oh! Hmm.
[BELLS JINGLING]
The king of thieves' tower is right up here.
[BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]
Whoa!
You ready to pass through, Penny?
I'm too afraid. Is it okay if I wait out here?
Sure. Come on, let's go, Jake!
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
Coming.
Jake, where'd you get those boots?
Huh? What? What boots?
Oh, no!
I stole!
The city -- it took advantage of me!
Ugh! Jake, you're a thief now.
You won't be able to get in anymore.
Yes, I can. Oof!
Oh. Heh!
[SIGHS] it's up to me now.
Legend says you'll find the loot
in the king of thieves' chest.
Good luck, Finn.
Oh, yeah, and that high window is the only entrance.
Hmm. All right, wish me luck.
- She already did, man. - Oh, yeah.
Right.
[GRUNTING]
Whoo! Yeah, Finn!
Ugh!
Great, now I gotta climb down?
Huh?
[SCREAMING]
Whoa! The king of thieves.
Uh... sorry to trespass.
I just, uh...
Hello? The chest!
It's In his chest.
Thanks.
[RAT SQUEAKS] Aah!
You see, if you have too much earwax,
you won't be able to hear anymore.
- I got it, guys! - The chest!
Gimme that! - Huh?!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Easy, kid.
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
Wha?! l-ls your basket under all that gold?
Of course it's not!
I set you up to steal this chest of gold!
I couldn't get past the barrier 'cause I'm a thief!
But you're just a cute little girl!
And I'm a thief!
Well, if this isn't yours, I'm gonna return it right now!
Huh?
Why can't I...
You stole something in the city.
Now you're a thief!
No. No-o-o-o!
What have I done?!
What have I become?!
You've become a thief, stupid.
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
My hands, they're all dirty,
covered in the dust of a criminal act.
I'm a thief!
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
Huh? Whoa! Ugh!
Ooh, what did I tell you, boy?
This city will get to you,
no matter how pure you think you are!
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
I was right.
Hey! That's enough from you, hag!
Aah! Hey!
Finn?
Don't touch me! I'm impure, man!
Unfit to be a hero. Unfit to be your friend.
Come on, Finn. Keep it together.
No, Jake.
This is a one-way path down a jacked-up road,
and I got to walk it... alone.
I'm not gonna leave you alone in this city.
You're my buddy.
Besides, I stole these boots.
These super-babe-style boots.
So I'm just as dirty as you are, Finn.
We got to walk this filthy path together.
Then we shall embrace the darkness of this wicked city
and use the methods of the criminal
to seek vengeance on Penny.
Cowabunga!
Cowabunga, indeed.
[NEIGHING]
Yah!
[WHINNIES]
PENNY: Mm. Yes.
Yeah.
Wha?!
Is someone there?
Hmm. Heh.
- Penny. - Huh?
It's me, Penny --
the hero whose purity you stole.
And I'm here to enact my revenge upon you.
Aah!
Hi, Penny.
Finn, please don't punch my lights out.
I'm just a poor homeless baby girl!
I trusted you, Penny. You made me steal.
And you took my purity.
You ruined me!
I'm sorry, Finn!
Let me give you some, uh, gems or some gold.
Or, uh, have some...
knife in your neck!
- Watch out, Finn! - Aah!
Oof! Ow! Ugh!
- Thanks, dude. - Yeah, dude.
You may have soiled my purity,
but I think you can still come out clean.
Come on, Jake!
[CHUCKLES]
No! No!
[BLUBBERING]
Nice work, dude.
FINN: She's purified.
I feel... clean,
like all the filth of the city and wrongdoings are gone.
Thank you, "F" and "J."
I haven't felt like this since I was young!
You're welcome!
Whoa, dude!
The soap got on us, too.
We're clean!
BOTH: Yes!
This good deed we did has purified us once again.
We're virgin islands!
Finn, thank you for this second chance to live a purer life.
And you know what that means, Penny.
No more stealing. - Never again.
Well, I think it's time for us to get the math out of here.
I'm going to miss you, Finn!
- I'll miss you, too. - Goodbye.
Whoa, dude.
- Why are you naked? - Aah!
Penny!
Dude, how long are we gonna follow this frog?
I just want to see him put on that crown.
Wow! - Whoa!
JAKE: it looks cool in there.
Too bad we don't have the key to this.
What are you talking about? I got two keys right here.
[LAUGHS] Unh!
Whoo-hoo!
Ugh!
Wow. Look at this place.
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
Jake, are these doughnuts?
They look like doughnuts.
But maybe they're polsonous doughnuts!
- [SNIFFING] - Yeah, sniff it, Jake!
Suck up those toxins!
Wait a second. I don't know what poison smells like.
WITCH: Hey!
[GRUNTING] Razzamafoo!
- Hey! - What gives?
You ate one of my doughnuts!
No, I didn't. I just sniffed it.
[SHRIEKS]
You're lying!
The stink of magic dog lips is everywhere!
Holy slug, lady. Calm down.
Listen, Mrs. Witch --
I never married.
Well, I never ate your doughnuts.
You -- you're eating one right now!
I am not. Whoa!
Huh. That's weird.
I don't even remember grabbing this.
My subconscious must be hungry, huh?
Eh, whatever.
[GRUNTING]
Magicus no moricus!
- Uh-oh. - Aah!
- [COUGHS] - Dude, are you okay?
Yeah, I think so. Just a little chilly.
Whoa!
[LAUGHS]
What did she do to you?
I stripped him of his magical powers.
For stealing one of your billions of doughnuts?
Yeah, it's not like I killed your husband or something.
I am not married!
The point is, you overreacted.
And what gives?
I used to have like eight more of these things.
The only way I'll give back your powers
is if you admit your error and say you're sorry --
and mean it!
'Cause I can tell the difference.
Well, you can forget it,
because you're the one who's wrong!
Right? - Total support, dude.
[GROANS]
Go backicus from whence you camicus!
Aw, now, you're just making these up!
Are you all right, my -- my doughnut pretties?
[CHUCKLES]
Wait a second. You're a bagel!
Liar! Liars everywhere!
There's got to be a way to get your powers back!
Where'd they come from, anyway?
Were you born with them?
Or did you have a freak industrial accident?!
Heh, that takes me back.
Let me just...
[DEEP VOICE] remember!
[NORMAL VOICE] I see a memory.
When I was just a pupster...
I'm rolling around in a mud puddle.
And I'm just lovin's it.
[GRUNTS]
Oh, no! Ugh!
[PANTING]
Whew! Remembering is hard work.
What happened next?
Oh, um, um, I went into the mud,
and I guess I became a magic dog?
Okay, then our course is clear.
We'll roll you in every mud puddle in Ooo
until we find the one that'll restore your powers!
That's nuts, man.
You got any idea of how many mud puddles
are in the land of Ooo?
Four? Maybe even five?
Jake, come on!
We've always been lucky, buddy.
Maybe the first mud puddle we find will be the right one.
Nonsense. But I like it!
Then away!
Yeah, let's do it!
- Ugh! - Oh, my gosh!
Ugh.
I forgot that I don't have magic powers anymore.
How do we search for the mud without my powers?
We run -- run like energetic little boys!
[PANTING]
This whole time, I thought running
was some sort of leg magic.
[PANTING]
Look at me.
I'm running!
[GROANING]
Oh, no. [THUD]
Grr!
Running... is... evil.
Come on, lazybones.
It's too hard.
I guess you could ride on my backpack.
[GROANS]
I can't reach.
[CHOKING]
You good, Finn?
You're strangling me a little, is all.
[PANTING] Look, there!
Across the river of junk, there's an ideal mud puddle!
I'll stretch into a boat!
[FARTS]
Starting to really miss that old magic of mine.
We can swim this river easy.
Hup!
Come on, Jake!
[GRUNTING]
Man, that looks exhausting.
You're right, Jake, it ls exhausting.
[GASPS] What are you?
I'm your subconscious!
Okay. What are you doing here?
I'm here to tell you
that what you're feeling deep down inside is true.
It ls way too hard to swim across the river.
It's easier to wear a hat.
Here, have a hat.
Heh, heh!
BOTH: Yeah!
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
Man, I'm glad I met you.
Jake, stop talking to yourself! Cross over, already!
Uh, I can't swim that river, dude.
My subconscious says it's too hard.
Check out this hat, though.
Grrr! What's wrong with that guy?
Then just wait for me there!
[GRUMBLING]
Stupid...
What you working on, Finn?
[GRUNTING]
Doing everything!
Look at you, doing stuff.
Oh, is it a chair -- a chair for my butt?
Whoa! Ugh!
Mudventure!
Did it work?
Oh, yeah, I can feel this working.
In fact, you should roll in the mud with me, Finn!
We can both be magic!
Yeah!
[BOTH LAUGHING]
This isn't working at all.
This isn't the right mud.
I was just really hoping this was over and done.
[SIGHS] Okay.
Then let's just go find another mud puddle.
Actually, feeling kind of chubby-tired.
Can't we do this tomorrow?
Ugh! This is stupid!
Just go back to the witch and apologize
and get your powers back.
Never!
I'd rather be powerless forever than apologize!
I'm lazy but prideful.
You're not even trying, man!
First you won't run, a-and now you keep --
and -- a-and no matter what I just -- you just -- you...
Adventuring is too much hard work for a bro
without his powers.
But you are an adventurer.
Nah.
From now on, I'm just your regular old dog.
Ironic, given my current man-baby body.
[BOTH GASP]
Behold, the beautiful mermaid of the river!
Ugh!
Which one of you mortals wants to mate with all this?
[CHUCKLES]
Oh, um... how do I say,
"you're the grossest thing ever," without offending you?
Grrrr!
I'll scare her off, Finn.
[BARKING]
How do we beat power like that?
- Finn, I've got an idea. - What is it, buddy?
Rub my belly!
Yeah, I'm one of those kind of dogs.
Grr! Yah!
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHING]
Finn?
Finn! Come on, Finn!
You got to save yourself!
I'm just a dog!
Aw, man. Oh, geez.
Okay, then I'm back on the team!
[GRUNTING] I'll save you!
Jake?
Don't worry!
Hey, Finn, can you help me to get up there?
ALL: Hungry, hungry, hungry.
Ohh. If only I had my powers back!
The only way I'll give back your powers is --
I know, I know!
I have to apologize to that witch.
Oh, you're doing so well.
[GRUFFLY] And I hate you so much.
Hey! Witch! I need my powers back!
So I'm sorry!
I'm so sorry I ate your doughnut!
Razzamafoo.
Huh? Uh, oh.
So, do I get my powers back?
[NORMAL VOICE] Mmm. Apology denied.
What? Why?!
Because you took too long.
Now you have to apologize while doing
a variety of humiliating things.
No way, Jose!
Come on, dude. It's the only way to save Finn.
- Who is that?! - He's my subconscious.
Then he has to do it, too.
Aw.
I... Jake the dog...
while slow-dancing with my subconscious...
With flowers in my underwear...
do humbly apologize.
Wait, wait. Start over.
- You're recording this? - It's for my newsletter.
No way. I have my dignity.
Then guess what, cool guy --
you can forget about getting your powers back -- ever!
Oh, no, dude, what do we do now?
[COUGHS]
Oh! I'm dying, Jake.
- What? - He says he's dying.
Let that be a lesson to all you cupcakes.
Why are you dying, bro?
Because I'm the subconscious of your old magical self.
[COUGHS]
Goodbye, Jake.
No! No!
[CRYING]
So, I've finally broken you.
Yeah!
[CRYING]
If only I were a humbler guy,
my subconscious would be alive,
and my best bud wouldn't be trapped in a mermaid's nest!
Yes! Gloat, gloat, gloat!
All right, I think you've learned your lesson.
I forgive you.
My powers! How can I ever thank --
Ha! Got your cane!
Aah! Ugh!
But didn't you learn your lesson?!
Nope! [BOTH LAUGHING]
ALL: Hungry, hungry!
Aah!
Remember to save the brain for dessert!
JAKE: Honey, I'm back!
How about a big kiss?
[SMOOCHES]
Aah!
You guys are so cute,
I could just maul you to death.
[ALL SQUAWKING] - Jake!
I never should have doubted you.
Well, I'm glad you learned your lesson --
that in a crunch, there's nothing I wouldn't do for you.
Ahh! So, is that how you got your powers back?
You apologized to the witch?
Um, no way!
I, um -- I must have found the right... mud puddle.
Yeah, I-I don't remember.
Heh.
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪